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Goaty was watching the local news last week and heard about the bears in washington coming out of the forest and looking for food to eat out of peoples rubbish bin. A bear killed a pet goat of some locals...the bear was hunted down soon afterward, then destroyed. "Death!" Screamed Goaty. "Death to the murderer!" I follow Goaty in the belief that "you kill a goat, then you die." Poor guy, He took the news pretty hard the rest of the day. He got sick and ate too many fudge rounds and chocolate milk, then he tried to convince me that it was ok to pour out a glass of chocolate milk on the carpet for his fallen bretheren. So if you hear of a Goat that passed away, go and eat a fudge round and drink some chocolate milk in his/her behalf. I want to write a story about a guy that kills himself in his most hated enemies house. Just so he has pay some one to come clean up the mess after the police come and take the body.
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