Coming from Isle of Japan. I know that sounds like a monster movie quote, but it's true. Goaty is going absolutley mad. I caught him chewing on one of his comic books last night.

"I'm sorry! I always chew stuff when I'm nervous!" He said.

"Yeah but look at it this way. You get to teach him english and he gets to teach you Japanese."

"Yeah and you need to give me a "gold" account on diaryland so I can put pictures of me and other members of GoatClub up!"

So Goaty is threatening me with modification of my alarm clock so it contacts the spirit of Michael Landon and then I'll have him screaming in my ear in the mornings about Little house on the Prarie!

that could be interesting.